Lately I’ve been wondering if programs on Food Network and articles from Cooks Illustrated and the like are “dumbing down” cooking. If the recipes work the first time, where’s the mystery, the desire to investigate and learn from mistakes? While there’s a certain satisfaction with a dish that turns out right the first time, the desire to understand and adjust just isn’t as strong.

Alas (and perhaps that’s a good thing) my initial attempt a Chef Paul’s Maryland Crab Cakes didn’t quite turn out as scrumptious as I would have liked. However, it afforded an opportunity to test part of a technique from the Cooks Country recipe that I also wanted to try.
Gearing Up
I knew it wasn’t going to go well from the time I got home. The kitchen was a wreck, our aging Boston Terrier was having issues and I was feeling out of sorts. Still, when the going gets tough and all that..
After getting the household back in a semblance of order I started prepping the veggies: 2 onions, a bell pepper and 2 celery stalks completed the Holy Trinity. The spice mix I prepped the day before so that was good to go. The day old bread I was going to use for breadcrumbs didn’t pulverize well in the blender or food processor but it was fine enough for toasting. It took about 3/4 of a loaf of french baguette to get 3 cups. As with the way the day was going I slopped breadcrumbs onto the stove where they ended up burning – ug! It was going to be one of those days.
Holy Trinity
Once the breadcrumbs were toasted and cooling, the butter went in (ever notice that every item in this recipe is cooked over high heat?) with the veggies. After they started to brown, in went 1/2 the spice mixture and the first set of liquids. In just a few seconds the veggies went from a semi-liquid state to thick – must have been the cumin. It smelled great – maybe things were looking up!
As directed I cooked the veggie-spice mixture until it started sticking to the pan and then added the clam juice to de-glaze. After the final cooking session it tasted as good as it looked. Now to the crab patties.
I used lump crab from a can and unlike the recipe I drained it good. I couldn’t see adding all that liquid to the patties. I figured I’d adjust the binders down a bit since a lot of the liquid was gone. Starting with about 1 cup of breadcrumbs, I added 1 egg and 1/4 cup of cream and tested the binding – didn’t hold well. Another egg, another 1/4 cup cream and better but wet and not binding.

Adding 1/2 – 2/3 cup of breadcrumbs started to get better consistancy. Rather than another egg, I added more cream bringing the total to about 1 cup. That was enough to get the consistance I was looking for – sticky but not too sticky. Hopefully the heat of cooking would bind it tighter. Time for the rest.

I made up the sauce, which was wonderful! Almost a bisque like texture and the flavor was outstanding.
The Last Mile
As it approached 8:30 PM I was getting hungry and my Friday cocktail was wearing thin. I heated up the pan, made the patties and dredged them in the remaining breadcrumbs – they were a little on the thick side. Into the pan they went. I used tongs to get them in there and they looked to be frying nicely. After 3-4 minutes I tried to flip with tongs. No dice! They started to fall apart when I removed them from the oil. A spatula did much better – must remember to get a fish spatula.

After another 3 minutes I tested the internal temperature and was horrified to see it was barely above 70 degrees! Still “raw” in the middle. No wonder it was falling apart – the eggs, cream, fat and starch had not denatured – grrrr! With the outside done, I couldn’t really stick them back in the oil – think.. Ah! How about under the broiler like the Cooks Country recipe I looked at? Worth a try at this point. While I was at it I figured I do the remaining ones under the broiler as well since the oil wasn’t doing its job.
Fifteen minutes or so later and I had a internal temperature over 135 – time to eat. Plated with sauce, my wife and I tried the ones initially fried in oil. Flavor was great and the sauce, as I already mentioned, was fantastic but the texture wasn’t what we were expecting. Really dense – maybe the oil wasn’t hot enough. I opted to try a pure broiled cake and it was moist, tender and not nearly as heavy feeling. Much better than the oil fried ones.
Close, But…
Thinking back, I can’t see how the oil fried ones would have worked well since the temperature is lowered once the cakes are added. Even with the oil at a good pan fry temperature, the cool/cold cakes – recall they were in the fridge for 1.5 hours – would lower the oil temperature substantially. Too much oil would be absorbed for the cakes to be crisp. Also, the patties should have been thinner. Even if the oil remained hot, the cakes would have been too thick to cook well in 6 minutes.
So, coming away from this:
- The “holy trinity” veggie preparation was great with the spice mix
- Serving sauce was very, very tasty – nearly bisque like
- If oil frying, keep the temperature high and make the cakes thin, around 1/4″
- Broiler cooking does work well and eliminates both the crumble factor and extra oiliness that can result with pan frying
Since my wife really likes crab cakes, I have a feeling I’ll be trying them again.